A female bought a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman. The female then took the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head. Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to shoot. The female replies "Shut up bastard! You're next!"
A chinese and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.
"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The chinese refused.
"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The chinese accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The chinese didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.
"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"
The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.
"So, what is it?"
The chinese said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.
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