Monday, August 25, 2008

Funny Pictures


joke!

Penis Problem

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?"The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."The guy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"Zappo! -- the guy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Frog, will you marry me?"The irritated frog yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!" -------

Saturday, August 23, 2008

mensworld are full of millionaire.this is how the celebrate ah Gong 17th b'day

u believe?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENT!

11.30 am meet at fajar lrt station
watch 12.50pm show at cck
after that go marina
firework will start at 9pm

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bloody

钱不够用2

MilkMilk

Men's World

Monday, August 18, 2008

ANNOUNCEMENT!

Men's World outing

Thursday
-watch movie after xuejun finish exam
-Walkwalk

Friday
-watch firework
-Dinner
-celebrate ahgong birthday


Welcome everyone who want to join us!
let us know if u r going

To Any-no-mouse:plz go, surprise us with your cute face?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

VOTE

Slope vote for pink colour while for pattern i like numbers patterns
say first horh! Ah Gong not from MENsWORLD.he dun belong to it.he onli affiliate with MENsWORLD..ure not happy come beat him lor..wait gong ki siao
ohhh~ go join GIRLS WORLD loohhhhhhh~~~~

by gong gong

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Renewal Of Blogskin ( Not Confirmed Yet )

Attention Men World Members :

Give me some feedback on the type of colour and patterns for our upcoming blogskin, I feel that we should change it into a more " suitable " one, and not using a single colour. Since this is our group's blog, lets make it such that we are proud of it alrights? =))

From : Jr.J
Signs












Thursday, August 14, 2008

To: Ahgong ki siao

After reading your post, i show my cousin, felicia chin, our Men'sWorld members pictures.She said that we all look handsome, especially you.She also recommend us to form a guys band and go mediacorp for an interview as we got the superstar look.Hehe=) want give it a try?
(Chio bu say we handsome mean we really handsome)


Why do we nid to have a girlfriend?Single life boring? nah single life is better as we still can 'flirt' with girls. When you have a girlfriend, do you think you can 'play' anymore?

Lastly if you want more chio bu around you, wait till we become superstar then surely a lots of chio bu around us.....so juz relax 1st

Chao ahgong go back to your ahgong ki siao world la, here is Men's World so don't talk abt girls



BY Unknown

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

to all mensworld asshole,
do ur realise tat all, or almost all of us dun hav a girlfriend?...or even chio bu to surround us?
is it tat we are ALL TOO HANDSOME? LOL ....tat until no chio bu dare to come near us?
single life is boring! are we realli tat HAND SOME ?
mayb?


queries by ah gong ki siao
hope to be answered

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Silly female & Smart chinese!

A female bought a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman. The female then took the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head. Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to shoot. The female replies "Shut up bastard! You're next!"




A chinese and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass
the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.
"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if
you ask me something I don't know." The chinese refused.
"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an
answer, I pay you $50."
The chinese accepted. The Lawyer went first.
"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The chinese didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out
a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.
"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"
The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.
"So, what is it?"
The chinese said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill
to the lawyer.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Ticket's smart

Three Malaysians and 3 Singaporeans are traveling by train to a conference in Thailand. At the station, the three Malaysians each buy tickets and watch as the three Singaporeans buy only a single ticket

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks the Malaysian.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the Singaporean.

They all board the train. The Malaysians take their respective seats but all three Singaporeans cramped into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Malaysians saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Malaysians decide to copy the Singaporeans on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Singaporeans don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Malaysian. "Watch and you'll see..Boleh?" answers an Singaporean.

When they board the train, the three Singaporeans cramp into a restroom and the three Malaysians cramp into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Singaporean leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Malaysians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

By : Vin

Jokes!

The 3 Old Man

Three old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

Jokes?

Gong Gong Time

Ahgong t00k a ruler to bed to see how long he slept

Ahgong study for bl00d test

Qns
1)Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
2)Why is fish cunning ?
3)Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans
1.Peacock…because kong que kai ping
2.Because yu bian mi fen
3.because babi wu chi

Lastly
When a blonde lady t00k u to the airport only to find the sign 'Airport left' she turn around and went home.

BY:Weeh03
那一个艺人的皮包总是空空的?




答案:康康
因为(皮包空空)in hokkien.




by hwee

Saturday, August 9, 2008

HAPPY birthday Singapore!

Well-wishes for Singapore

Slope-Wish everyone a wonderful national day.I love u LKY and Im proud to be Singaporean.Mas selamat will be your birthday present for this year=) HUNT him back to jail :(

KIWI- my wish is every1 scored well for their exam. and slope operation to be rough!!!!

Aeroplane-AeroPlane WISHES SINGAPORE A HAPPY 43TH BIRTHDAY.... HOPE THE COMING YEARS OUR ECONOMY WILL GROW ALOT AND FOOD PRICES WILL DROP ALOT.

Wolfz- ?
ToshiKia-?
Ahgong- ?

Winner for the best wishes or most interesting wishes will get a kiss<3 from Slope.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wolfz like to bake cake everyday.
This is what happen when KIWI visit Wolfz house

Wolfz: Did you eat the pies that i baked?
KIWI: i didn't touch one.
Wolfz: But there 's only one left.
KIWI: That 's the one i didn't touch.

KIWI->yaogui

No Car, No cross-Ahgong(kyne ian)
Ahgong: Mummy, can i go and play at my friend's house?
Mummy: Of course, but don't cross the road till a car goes by, then you cross.
So ahgong went out of the house.After a few hours, Mummy waited anxiously for
ahgong to come home. Then she found ahgong outside their house.
Mummy: Why are you still here?
Ahgong: No car has passed by yet, so i haven't crossed the road.


BY:WeeH03 (Slope)

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

有一天,slope 去 toshikia 家。 toshika 按了电梯,准备塔电梯上楼,但slope 偏偏要爬楼梯。y???



因为slope发现楼梯痒,所以爬(扒)楼梯。


by hwee
sec 1 kiwi
pri 6 ahgong

Sec 1 zj
sec 1 slope & toshikia
Sec 1 Wolfz
Pri 6 slope
Pri 6 Aeroplane

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

hwee here, first time post after being say by our own people, but i wont be angry coz no one is perfect and thx for the saying. but ur must also give mi chance to change coz people cant change if he is not given a chance! (by wolfz previous pm)

如果有一辆车,小明是买车的,小花是卖车,哪那辆车是谁的?







answer: 是如果的。

I don mind wee be the boss, after watching so much effort he did and i also strongly recommended him to be the boss! lets cheer to have a new boss!!!




You mean Kiwi look more handsome in the past? haha you are wrong, Kiwi look more yandao now!

Monday, August 4, 2008

aeroplane and Kiwi same height??? lols...that was the past


poor Kiwi
cool
Toshikia
aeroplane,Gongkia,Kiwi
Toshikia


lol....nice song? HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Fun day for kiwi and wolf

today wake up at 12pm and check hp
got msg from kiwi.. and i knew its about bball!
replied him yes, but den he say alot of our members not playing.. sad :(
asked ian to play but he wanted to study.. so hardworking le..
asked zhengjie to play but he in school studying le.. tml got test.. gd luck to him
didnt ask sam coz so few ppl wan play le.. later he come down play awhile go home.. not nice for him..
didnt ask aeroplane coz nv see him online..
den i hesitated to go and play.. went to dota and tried studying.. couldnt concentrate so asked hwee to bball
i asked juswin to play wif us.. he said ok.. den after awhile.. sms me to say his mum say he has been going out everyday le.. so sad

so me and hwee met.. he was late for 15 mins.. i waited at the kopitiam for so long!
den he !#@!$!@#!% i also !@#!$!%!~
den eat something before going to play..
reach there.. but no one.. only we 2 .. suddenly.. 1 white hair uncle come.. i see he like so familiar!
my father come and play wif us.. lol. no joke! after that he tired, den go running den run home liao..
me and hwee 1v1 to pit our skills with each other.. had a hard time trying to win.. but still manage to win .. hehe.. close shave =D
after that.. hwee's new bball frens came! 5 kids! play wif each other.. until some fuckers came and challenge us.. they squeak ( the mouse sound ) : Next Team!
den their turn came.. ask me : 3v3 or 3v4?
smlj? insult us .. wan 3v4.. i reply 3v3..
dam hiong the match.. at first , kiwi dribble dribble .. den lao giu.. i say nvm jyjy.. he smile smile.. coz he ps.. hahaha.. so cute right! my ass ah cute.. make u happy only kiwi (:
they keep scoring at starting sia.. den like 3-1 .. our kiwi.. zai man.. dribble in.. throw! score!
ai zai! den i dun wan lose face, dont wan pass.. ownself shoot.. wha seh.. den score! so happy!
so keep shooting.. and keep scoring! wha dam shiok! but den started to miss.. so pass to kiwi and the kid to let them shoot
still rmb 1 shot.. i shoot.. den the other team de fucker fly to me den make the fuck sound, blocked but hit my arm. i say foul.. they heck care.. chee bong. den very hot! manage to get 1 block! wooohoooo.. they were leading with 8-6! knn.. dam buay song.. coz they sibei CHEAP
neh neh..bloody hell..
i see kiwi like so tired.. but he still carry on! wooo.. mensworld spirit man!!!
hahahaha.. knowing the score 8-6.. we knew that we had to do something.. suddenly theres a change in wolf, he is scoring with everyball he gets!! like both of his idol! ian and kobe!
and it became us leading, 9-8! weeee.. and we continued our way to VICTORY!!
yay!!
congratz kiwi and wolf!! but i decide not to talk about our teammate becoz dunno wat to say about him ):
thats all about kiwi and wolf for today!

signing off! wolf~
Yesterday morning went to Sentosa to celebrate Jason's birthday..... we were supposed to meet up at 10.30 at bP but Aeroplane can't make it.... The weather was soo damn hot, everyone was having a great time tanning under the blazing sun.... Slope suggested to go esplanade to watch the NDP rehearsal and we agreed to go together. Aeroplane arrived Siloso beach at 3pm but it was kinda too late as everyone were leaving at 4.30...While tanning, Xj, AhGong, Joey and Jerry was playing volleyball and Xj accidentally knock down Jocelyn's Big Gulp. Xj keep apologize but Jocelyn didn't answer him, Xj was FUCKED up.

The time was 4.30 and we went to wash up prepared to go to marina. As the toilet was too crowded, we seperate into 2 groups to wash up. At this moment, Joey called Rt and realise he had just arrived at siloso beach. -.- (we were preparing to go off, and he arrived) bad timing... Rt was very angry and hanged up the phone, Joey was very scared and was shivering very badly.... we could hear his teeth rubbing each other.... But luckily, when we saw Rt and gary and the entrance, Rt wasn't that fierce.... seems like he has calmed down alot.... We also saw Jocelyn sitting alone outside Coffee Bean and Xj decided to apologize to her once again, this time round Jocelyn returned him a big smile and apologize for not replying him at the beach just now.... We bid our goodbye and went off to take a bus back to harbour front int.

We (Weehow, Sam, Xj, Ian, Vin) seperate from Them (Jason, Liyi, Joey, Jerry, Rt, Gary, Shiwei, Juswin) to catch a train to marina to watch the NDP rehearsal. When we reach, There was already ALOT ALOT ALOT of people there.... and we discussing where to have our dinner. After much discussion, we had our dinner at Subway, each having a foot long bread.

After our dinner, we quickly rushed to highway to watch the fireworks. As the sky turned darker, the 1st sight of firework appeared. Everyone was cheering as the colourful fireworks turned the dark bright again..... It was a wonderful experience to taste how firework taste like as small debris(unknown stuff from the firework) rain down the highway. But overall it was very fun xD Next week is National Day, WE MENWORD WISH SINGAPORE A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Sss - IN, - GAPORE..... Sss - IN - GAPORE...... SINGAPORE!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Friday, August 1, 2008

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A brainy answer
Husband : You know, wife, our son got his brains from me.
Wife : I think he did. I ' ve still got mine with me.
Husband :???

Guarantee

Wolfz :You sold toshiki@ a car last week and guaranteed to replace any parts within a year.
Car dealer :Exactly, Which parts came off?
Wolfz: The collar-bone, knee-cap and all his teeth.
Car dealer: ???