Thursday, July 31, 2008
Train
This afternoon when ian and i were taking train back to Chua Chu Kang ,something interesting happen!
Ian:Is this my train?
Station master:No, it belongs to the SMRT Company.
Ian:Don't try to be funny.What i mean is whether i can take this train to Chua Chu Kang.
Station master:No, Sir, it's too heavy.
I was damn angry after what he had said. The station master was trying to bully our Gong kia,Ian, the gongong face.
Any idea on how we can revenge?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Just for Laughs. Gags
My dad was so angry today that he wanted to drown a fish
i was so careless today that i trip over a cordless phone =.=
doctor: u look so weak and exhausted.. are u having 3 meals a day as i suggested?female patient : yes doc, im doing what u say thats why im so exhausted
your birth certificate is a apology from the condom factory
One person went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”
One person went to the doctor as he was severely overweight..
the doctor suggested : eat regular meals for 2 days, and skip for one day, repeat this for 2 weeks and come back to see me. im sure u would lose 5 kg by then ..
2 weeks later, he went back, the guy lost 20 kg instead
the doctor was amazed so he asked : did u follow my instructions?
the person nodded and said : i almost dropped dead on the day when i skipped
the doctor ask : becoz of hunger?
the person reply : no ,becoz of skipping..
i was so careless today that i trip over a cordless phone =.=
doctor: u look so weak and exhausted.. are u having 3 meals a day as i suggested?female patient : yes doc, im doing what u say thats why im so exhausted
your birth certificate is a apology from the condom factory
One person went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”
One person went to the doctor as he was severely overweight..
the doctor suggested : eat regular meals for 2 days, and skip for one day, repeat this for 2 weeks and come back to see me. im sure u would lose 5 kg by then ..
2 weeks later, he went back, the guy lost 20 kg instead
the doctor was amazed so he asked : did u follow my instructions?
the person nodded and said : i almost dropped dead on the day when i skipped
the doctor ask : becoz of hunger?
the person reply : no ,becoz of skipping..
ANNOUNCEMENT!
Our Chatbox is up mens!
Get ready for fun in the chatbox !!
Do chat in the CHATBOX!
Credits : Xue Jun :)
Get ready for fun in the chatbox !!
Do chat in the CHATBOX!
Credits : Xue Jun :)
Monday, July 28, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Friday
sloppy skip lesson to go queenway walkwalk with ah gong and ba pok.3 of us have laksa for lunch .gong kia and sloppy each bought a shirt while ba pok claim that he no $ so nvr buy anything.poor sia=(
sloppy damn lucky
1)found a secondary sch Girl(chio bu)ez link card on the floor
2)found $ on the floor too(big amount of $ so sloppy decide to share with those who go sentosa tmr butbutbut...gong kia say divide the money into 2 and share with him only as he was oso there when slope found the $)
Kiwi so SU_k....today and tmr class gathering-.-
sloppy damn lucky
1)found a secondary sch Girl(chio bu)ez link card on the floor
2)found $ on the floor too(big amount of $ so sloppy decide to share with those who go sentosa tmr butbutbut...gong kia say divide the money into 2 and share with him only as he was oso there when slope found the $)
Kiwi so SU_k....today and tmr class gathering-.-
Thursday, July 24, 2008
ANNOUNCEMENT
SATURDAY SENTOSA!!!!
ian,xj,sam going.
slope not sure
kiwi ,zhengjie not going
ba pok going but if rain not going
DO NOT START YOUR AEROPLANE ENGINE
STEADY LEH~
10.30am meet at BP bus stop
ian,xj,sam going.
slope not sure
kiwi ,zhengjie not going
ba pok going but if rain not going
DO NOT START YOUR AEROPLANE ENGINE
STEADY LEH~
10.30am meet at BP bus stop
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
a)6 FACTS on EARTH.
1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.
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2nd FACT: After reading all fools will try it.
3rd FACT: Now you will smile because you have become a fool.
4th FACT: Now you would want to foll your friends
5th FACT: Now you will forward it to all fools.
6th FACT: Fact 1 is false.
b)I hold your neck and bite it gently .
I grab your breast and taste it greedily,then i lick it lustfully.
I spread your legs and feel the heat,and i eat it greedily.
This chicken taste good !
c)If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have? ehcahtoot<----
1st FACT: you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.
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2nd FACT: After reading all fools will try it.
3rd FACT: Now you will smile because you have become a fool.
4th FACT: Now you would want to foll your friends
5th FACT: Now you will forward it to all fools.
6th FACT: Fact 1 is false.
b)I hold your neck and bite it gently .
I grab your breast and taste it greedily,then i lick it lustfully.
I spread your legs and feel the heat,and i eat it greedily.
This chicken taste good !
c)If a husband has diabetes, what illness will his wife have? ehcahtoot<----
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